buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

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I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

(Source: buttschmidts)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

I wanna punch you just for the shits and giggles of it.
― Me everyday (via landongracecarver)

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.

deviliciousdorian:

My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper. 

Me: 

Ha. 

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Ha. 

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Ha.

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HA.

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No.

(Source: robespierristwildean)